20秒英文笑话简短

Teacher: whoever answers my next question， can go home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

2、

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog， buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3、

What has a head， a tail， and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

4、

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

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