女撩男聊天幽默文案

没有其他撩人情话女撩男搞笑文案，只有以下答案。

一、你今天照镜子了吗怎么样我的男朋友长得很帅气吧！

Did you look in the mirror today? How's that Isn't my boyfriend handsome?

二、我最近可能吃太咸了，闲得老是想你。

I may eat too salty recently， idle always miss you.